best line ever

ok, so i know it's old now but time doth not diminish my love for Ms Beyonce. and this morning she's keeping me company with admin law and for that I'm grateful. and i ask, who else can get away with saying 'my female intuition tellin me you a dog'. Also, as some know, I love big hair. and now this photo of Beyonce is like some kind of big hair challenge. Shall we take it up E? Get some serious product and a hair dryer with the diffuser attachment? I think that's how it's done...

introducing Kiki

I am a fiend for the internet right now. mainly due to the property essay that was due yesterday. particularly a fiend for sex-radical queer porn sites. I've been dragging around some US porn sites - the crash pad site intrigues me. I wish wish someone would make a site like this based in Melbourne. I really love the concept and I think my friends and i could people it with all kinds of dirty sex stories. I'm having this fantasy about hosting weekly dirty episodes, maybe from the bungalow kitchen out the back.

I would be your host, Kiki Switch. or Kiki DirtySwitch. and I would bake for my guests. Oh man, I bet I could cook up all sortsa trouble...